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Adventures in Sex City teaches sex … the hard way

16 February 2010

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Adventures in Sex City is a game made by the Middlesex-London Health Unit and it couldn't have come at a better time! Many teenagers have nothing better to do than f*ck each other, and the last thing we want is for them to start breeding. Luckily, this new game will teach them how to do it safely, and educate about STDs (or STIs if you're politically correct).

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Tecmo thanks ESRB for DOAP description

14 February 2010

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It appears that the developers behind Dead or Alive Paradise did not miss the ruckus that was going on last week when the ESRB used some choice language to describe their game. However, instead of being upset about the blatantly prejudice rating description Tecmo seems to be flattered. In an email that came with the screens below they've come out and thanked the ESRB for calling DOAP “cheesy” “creepy” and “bizarre”

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Top ten arses in videogames

14 February 2010

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If there's one thing Destructoid doesn't do enough of, it's the cataloging and rating of female body parts in a cynical bid to keep the virgins and date rapists interested. Fortunately, we plan to address that with a new series of articles that catalog and rate female body parts in a cynical bid to keep the virgins and date rapists interested. The hits will come flooding in.? So, arses

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Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: EF Exceed brings back boobs

12 February 2010

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Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier Exceed.

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Introducing the first videogame matchmaking computer!

11 February 2010

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Regardless of whether you love it or hate it, this weekend marks the return of everyone’s favorite polarizing holiday, Valentine’s Day! While most people could care less about the “holiday” (me included!), certain companies thrive off the extra business they receive around this time of year. Restaurants overbook, flower shops sell out of everything, and, in particular, dating Web sites get their best traffic of the year! But in a shocking display of segregation, these matchmaking sites only apply to real-life people. Trying to enter the personal information for videogame celebrity Pac-Man, for example, only results in multiple error messages

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Tomb Raider creator refuses to draw Lara nude

11 February 2010

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I find something deeply amusing about the creator of Lara Croft having a shred of dignity, but it's allegedly true. Toby Gard, the man responsible for massive-boobed Lara, refused to draw the lady in nothing but her birthday suit, only "allowing" himself to draw her from behind, with some tattered garments on.

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ESRB: Dead or Alive Paradise is ‘creepy voyeurism’

3 February 2010

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The ESRB says what we all are (or should be) thinking -- Tecmo's Dead or Alive Paradise features "creepy voyeurism." This from the rating of the upcoming PlayStation Portable title which the ESRB describes as "a videogame in which users watch grown women dressed in G-string bikinis jiggle their breasts while on a two-week vacation." Beyond that, the ESRB description continues to make the game sound even stupider than it actually is, believe it or not. (And in my opinion, this game is pretty damned silly.) "Parents and consumers should know that the game contains a fair amount of 'cheesy,' and at times, creepy voyeurism," it warns, "especially when users have complete rotate-pan-zoom control." It concludes by pointing out that Paradise "contains bizarre, misguided notions of what really want" and states "Paradise cannot mean straddling felled tree trunks in dental-floss thongs." Unless your idea of "paradise" includes a UTI, then I'm inclined to agree with the ESRB on this one. Dead or Alive Paradise [ESRB via Siliconera ]

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New Dead or Alive Paradise trailer: Panty shot paradise

27 January 2010

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Wow.

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Mass Effect 2 sex scenes make their way to the Internet

24 January 2010

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Mass Effect 2 is out in stores later this week and the sex scenes have already made it online. The first sex scene above takes place with Miranda Lawson and is the best of the four uploaded so far. Miranda shows off the most skin but you really don't see much happen.

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Portable Sexy: Dead or Alive Paradise trailer, US date

22 January 2010

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We knew PSP game Dead or Alive Paradise would be sexy, but the new Japanese trailer beats it into your head. Paradise should be sexy, right? It should have bikini girls playing in the pool or on the beach.

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